Leisure Suit Larry goes Looking for Love (in Several Wrong Places)

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1: Los Angeles and Hollywood
2: On the cruise ship
3: Tropical Resort
4: Nontoonyt Island

Part 1: Los Angeles and Hollywood
You begin in front of Eve's house, Freshly kicked out; Larry is on his own again and, once gain, looking for love!

Go into the garage. SEARCH GARAGE and GET BILL (+3 points) (3 points). Go NORTH three times and EAST two times and walk up to the hole in the fence. LOOK HOLE to see how Police Quest is being made on the other site (+1 point) (4 points total). Go EAST one more time and NORTH once more to enter the QUICKIE MART. Approach the counter and BUY LOTTERY TICKET. You need to pick six numbers. You're free to chose whatever you want. (+3 points) (7 points total). Exit the store by going SOUTH. Go WEST three times and NORTH once to enter the building. Approach the woman near the counter and SHOW TICKET to her. She will disclose the winning numbers and ask what numbers you have. Write down the numbers she gives you and when she asked what numbers you have, give her the exact same (winning) numbers (+10 points) (17 points total). You will now participate in a live TV show. As she sends you off to a waiting room, walk up to the bench and SIT down (+1 point) (18 points total). Wait to be picked up by the TV crew. This might take some time. As soon as the producer arrives and tells you that they've been waiting, STAND and walk WEST to enter the studio. You will participate in a dating show. The eligible bachelorette accidentally chooses you at the end. There is little interaction required: You get some questions but the answer doesn't matter. Just type anything; Larry will mess it up anyhow! Just sit back and enjoy the show! You win the show (+20 points) (38 points total) and exit the studio automatically, where you will receive a ticket to a cruise (+6 points) (44 points total). Don't leave the waiting room yet; return to the bench and SIT. Patiently wait until you are picked up for another TV show! Again, this might take some time. After a while, a woman appears from the eastern door and tells you to hurry up. STAND and follow her by going WEST. This time, you will participate in a game show. You will spin the wheel of chance and win the big prize! You will leave the studio with one million dollar prize money (+25 points) (63 points total).

You are back in the lobby. Exit the building by going SOUTH. Go EAST and then SOUTH and you will find yourself on Rodeo Drive at Molto Lira, a very expensive store. Perhaps they can break your million? Enter the store by going through the front door and walk up to the clearance rack in the back where the (Italian) swimsuits are. GET SWIMSUIT (+5 points) (68 total). Walk up to the cashier and PAY WOMAN to pay (+3 points) (71 total points). Leave the building by going SOUTH. Go EAST two times and enter the drug store. Walk to the cabinet on the left of the screen (the one that almost reaches the ceiling) and stand before the middle part. GET SUNSCREEN to get the sunscreen SPF90. Go to the clerk and PAY CLERK (+9 points) (80 points total). Exit the store by going SOUTH and go NORTH taking the past on the east side of the store up. Once again enter the Quickie Mart and go to the soda dispenser. GET SODA to get the big bulp (+5 points) (85 points total). Go to the clerk and PAY CLERK (+3 points) (88 points total). Exit the store by going SOUTH and go SOUTH three times until you are in front of a barbershop. Enter the barber. Walk up to the chair and SIT. You will receive a haircut (+3 points) (91 points total). Leave the shop (SOUTH) and go WEST two times to return to your former house. Walk up to the trashcans and SEARCH TRASH and LOOK TRASH. You will find your passport so GET PASSPORT (+5 points) (96 points total). Go NORTH two times and enter the music store through the southern door labelled 'enter'. Approach the counter and TALK WOMAN. She will mistake you for a U.S.S.R. Secret Agent and give you a strange musical instrument (+7 points) (103 points total). In the cut scene that follows, the gamer will find out the confusion between Larry and the KGB - but Larry doesn't know. Larry finds himself back on the street with one Onklunk in his inventory that contains important secrets. Go EAST two times. A drunk approaches you and asks you a question. Just ignore him. Go SOUTH and EAST to find yourself on the pier where the cruise ship is docked. Approach the purser and SHOW TICKET (+9 points) (112 points total). Go NORTHEAST to enter the ship - just in time!

Part 2: On the cruise ship
The cruiseship is a minimap with several areas you can explore. Go EAST to enter your cabin. Pick up the fruit GET FRUIT (+3 points) (115 total points). Stand between the closet and the rear wall and WEAR SWIMSUIT to wear your trunks. Go to the door on the right and OPEN DOOR to open it. Walk into the adjoining room. Instead of Bachelorette Barbara, you find her mother who obviously has plans for you. DO NOT APPORACH HER unless you want to see a funny, but disturbing cut scene where she has her way with you with whips and chains. Instead, return to your room by going WEST. Re-enter her room to see if she left. If not, return to your room and re-enter. Keep doing this until she's not there anymore. Now, be very careful. If you walk too far east, mother will appear and start torturing you! Walk up to the drawer and OPEN DRAWER to open it and GET SEWING KIT to take the sewing kit (+6 points) (121 points total). Exit the room to the WEST and CLOSE DOOR. Exit your room by going SOUTH and you are back on the ship minimap. Go up two stairs and walk all the way EAST to the aft deck to reach the pool. Apply your sunscreen USE SUNSCREEN (+3 points) (124 points total). Walk up to the empty bed and LIE DOWN (+3 points) (127 points total). Wait until a woman approaches you and asks you to come with her. She, too, is a spy so don't follow her. After her appearance, STAND and walk in the pool. Be quick and type SWIM to prevent you from drowning. Swim to the left side of the pool and DIVE. Swim all the way down to the bikini top and GET BIKINI (+7 points) (134 points total). Swim back up immediately before you run out of breath. Move to the edge of the pool and LEAVE POOL. Exit the pool are by going SOUTH and move back to your room.

Stand between the cupboard and the bulkhead once again and change clothes by WEAR SUIT. Exit your cabin by going SOUTH and move all the way up to the top of the ship where the bar is. Walk up to the left side of the bar and GET DIP to get the spinach dip (+2 points) (136 points total). Exit the bar to the SOUTH - don't sit down and don't order a drink, as this too is a one way ticket to the KGB. Take the stairs down to the level the swimming pool is on, but this time move all the way WEST to the barber shop. SIT to get a new wig (+3 points) (139 points total). Walk up the western most stairs and at the top level move all the way WEST to the bridge. Carefully move to the control panel behind the captain and MOVE SWITCH (+8 points) (147 points total). Leave the bridge by going SOUTH. Move down the stairs to the swimming pool/barber level and start moving up the stairs that lead to the bar - but don't go all the way up. At the level the lifeboats are, there is an exist EAST to get to the deck. Walk up to the lifeboat and ENTER LIFEBOAT (+2 points) (149 points total). You will be hoisted down into the water (+5 points) (154 points total) and start seeing yourself drift off towards the sea. It is important you do the following before you exit the minimap and head towards open sea!.

WEAR WIG (+5 points) (159 points total)
TOSS DIP (+2 points) (161 points total)
USE SUNSCREEN since it isn't waterproof

A cutscene follows where Larry starts drifting away from the ship. You should get a message that it's good you applied the sunscreen (+2 points) (166 total), it's good you wore that wig (+5 points), (171 points total), automatically drink that big gulp soda you bought in LA (+5 points) (176 points total), start fishing with an improvised fishing rod from the sewing kit (+10 points) (186 points total), to crash onto a beach on day 10.

Part 3: Tropical Resort
The beach has three exits: To the EAST is a KGB-agent trying to get you, to the WEST as well. The only 'safe' exit is to the SOUTH but is a bit of a maze. Various 'rooms' are linked via a jungle cut-scene where Larry tries to find an exit. The order of the rooms is:

Restaurant
Hotel room
Barber shop
Beach

Go SOUTH to experience this for the first time; it will be quite long but the more often you go there, the quicker Larry gets. When Larry reaches a bush of flowers, GET FLOWER (+3 points) (189 points total). If you miss it, don't worry, you can always try again. After the scene, you'll end up in a restaurant. TALK MAN to see if he has a table and SIT in the chair to wait for a table to open up (+1 point) (190 points total). When you finally get a table (+1 point) (191 points total). Walk up to the buffet and GET KNIFE (+3 points) (194 points total). Exit the restaurant by going SOUTH. After another jungle scene, you will get to a hotel room. Walk up to the southern nightstand and GET MATCHES (+2 points) (196 points total). When the maid comes in, ignore her (another KGB agent). Walk into the bathroom and GET SOAP (+2 points) (198 points total). Exit the room by going SOUTH. The next room will be the barbershop. Once again, SIT down in the chair to see if THIS barber can help you with your receding hairline. You will end up with a nice full head of blond hair (+3 points) (201 points total). Exit SOUTH. You'll be back at the beach

It's now safe to walk WEST to the nude beach. You will see a bikini bottom lying on the rocks. Walk up to it and GET BIKINI (+4 points) (205 points total). Walk back EAST and go SOUTH. You will be back at the restaurant. Go SOUTH again to enter the hotel room. Between the bathroom and the windows, there is a corner you can hide. Go there and WEAR BIKINI (+5 points) (210 points total). Your transformation to a woman to escape the KGB is almost complete; the only step remaining, is filling your bikini top by PUT DOUGH IN BIKINI (+12 points) (222 points total). Go SOUTH again and you'll find yourself at the barber. Let's get rid of your chest hair. Move up to the chair and SIT (+3 points) (225 points total). Go SOUTH one more time to get back to the beach.

Go EAST. You'll see two KGB agents in a trenchcoat. They won't recognize you. Continue walking EAST (+12 points) (237 points total). You'll reach a cliff that you'll need to navigate. Every misstep will play a funny animation and will earn you 1 point - but you'll lose them all once you reach the WEST end. So, continue the trail and escape the resort to reach the airport. As you disappear around the last corner of the cliff, WEAR SUIT so you'll enter the airport in a leisure suit and not the bikini. You need to do this before the scene changes from cliff to airport (+6 points) (243 points total). The two men in front of the entrance are KGB-agents. Approach them and GIVE FLOWER TO MEN (+7 points, 250 points total). Enter the airport by going NORTH. Go WEST and then NORTH to enter, once again, another barbershop. SIT on the chair (+3 points) (253 points total). You'll end up as your old self. Go EAST and then EAST to the customs area. Approach the customs officer and SHOW PASSPORT (+5 points) (258 points total). Go EAST once more and you'll find yourself at the luggage scanner. Go stand next to the luggage belt and wait until you see a bomb in a suitcase show up on the scanner. Pick up that exact bag (green camouflage colors) GET BAG (+5 points) (263 points total). After the bomb goes off, the lines for the ticketing counter will have disappeared (+15 points) (278 points total). Approach the sales agent and BUY TICKET (+5 points) (283 points total). Go EAST and once again SHOW PASSPORT. Continue EAST two times. Go to the counter and ORDER FOOD. Don't eat it, but SEARCH FOOD and GET PIN (+7 points) (290 point total). Approach the red vending machine and BUY INSURANCE (+3 points) (293 points total) to get the parachute. Use the walkway to go NORTH. Approach the counter and GET PAMPHLET (+11 points) (304 points total). Next, SHOW TICKET (+3 points) (307 points total) and board the plane.

In order to shut Ken op, GIVE PAMPHLET TO KEN (+8 points) (315 points total). GET AIRSICK BAG (+5 points) (320 points total). STAND up and move EAST to the smoking section. There is a hidden door in the lower right corner of the plane. Go there, Larry should be completely hidden from sight. WEAR PARACHUTE (+4 points) (324 points total) and PICK LOCK WITH PIN to unlock the emergency exit (+5 points) (329 points total). PULL HANDLE and OPEN DOOR (+6 points) (335 points total) will make you fall out of the plane. In the falling cut scene, USE PARACHUTE to survive your fall. You will end up in a tree. USE KNIFE to cut the ropes (+8 points) (343 points total). The fall will break your Onklunk.

Part 4: Nontoonyt Island
Go to the stick lying on the ground to the north and GET STICK (+4 points) (347 points total). Move up to the tree all the way west avoiding the killer bees. Next, CRAWL to avoid getting attacked (+6 points) (353 points total). Continue SOUTH. Continue down the path to the SOUTH-EAST. The big tree has a branch that centers in the screen with a snake in it. When the snake attacks, USE STICK ON SNAKE (+10 points) (363 points total). Continue EAST to the next screen. You'll reach quicksand but the monkey gives a clue: The lighter patches are safe to walk on. Carefully navigate the maze - save often - and continue EAST (+5 points) (368 points total). Walk to the river bank (Do NOT enter the water) and SWING VINE three times in rapid succession to swing over the river (+6 points) (374 points total). Next, GET VINE to take one with your (+4 points) (378 points total). Go EAST and meet Kalalau, the woman of your dreams (until Leisure Suit Larry III, that is). You suggest ridding the island of the evil Dr Nonooke (+10 points) (388 points total). The challenge you're given is quite difficult, but, the chief underlines that his daughter, your fiancee, is a virgin (+25 points) (413 points total).

Go back SOUTH and EAST and at the fireplace, GET ASHES (+6 points) (419 points total). Go SOUTH and stand on the sand to GET SAND (+3 points) (422 points total). Go WEST twice and NORTH once to return to the chasm. Stand near the edge and USE VINE ON TREE (+11 points) (433 points total). Continue op NORTH and go to the bottom part of the glacier. Near the base of the ice, USE ASHES or USE SAND (+10 points) (443 points total) will allow you to climb up. Continue NORTH-WEST. Stand near the crevice (be careful not to fall in) and PUT AIRSICK BAG IN BOTTLE (+5 points) (448 points total) and LIGHT BACK (+5 points) (453 points total) followed quickly by DROP BOTTLE (+10 points) (463 points total). Step into the elevator once the door is open.

Clumsy as Larry is, he happens to do the right thing and kill Dr. Nonookee with the piano (+30 points), (493 points total). This concludes the game - enjoy the ending from here! Congratulations, you finished the game with 493 out of 500 points!!

Congratulations, you are a BIG HERO!